****TRUCKER'S BREAKFAST****

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and

Placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat

Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of

Running boards.'?

The brand new blonde waitress, not want-

Ing to appear stupid, went to the kitchen

And said to the cook, 'This guy out there

Just ordered three flat tires, a pair of head-

Lights and a pair of running boards.....

What does he think this place is, an auto

Parts store? 

'No,' the cook said.. 'Three flat tires ...

Mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights..

Is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of

Running boards... Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

'Oh,... OK!' said the blonde. She thought

About it for a moment and then spooned

Up a bowl of beans and gave it to the

Customer.?

The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for

Blondie?'?

I LOVE THIS ONE..........remember it is a BLONDE joke lol

'She replied, 'I thought while you were

Waiting for the flat tires, headlights and

Running boards, you might as well gas up!?


FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN