Sunday, March 6, 2011


A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and
Placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat
Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
Running boards.'?

The brand new blonde waitress, not want-
Ing to appear stupid, went to the kitchen
And said to the cook, 'This guy out there
Just ordered three flat tires, a pair of head-
Lights and a pair of running boards.....
What does he think this place is, an auto
Parts store? 

'No,' the cook said.. 'Three flat tires ...
Mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights..
Is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of
Running boards... Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

'Oh,... OK!' said the blonde. She thought
About it for a moment and then spooned
Up a bowl of beans and gave it to the

The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for

I LOVE THIS ONE..........
remember it is a BLONDE joke lol

'She replied, 'I thought while you were
Waiting for the flat tires, headlights and
Running boards, you might as well gas up!?


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